✯Let it go, let it slide right by✯

✯You don’t have to bring a gun to a knife-fight✯

pinkisbitter:

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

the-boy-in-the-hoodie:

nudityandnerdery:

Apparently there are even limits for Pop-Tarts.

The one time white people use hot sauce and they pull this mess

watsonarchetype:

watsonarchetype:

mamma mia is just what having other gay friends is like honestly

all your friends wont stop singing fucking ABBA and everything that happens to you is bonkers at all times. meryl streep is there

psyducked:

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

those password journals were so funny and useless like what kind of secrets do u have to keep when youre 9 “i made my bratz dolls kiss today”???? 

I first discovered masturbation when I was 9 and I didn’t know what to do with the cum so I’d wipe it on my little sister’s door and tell my parents she was picking her nose but only my password journal knew the truth

fairypage:

daphnetrodon:

daphnetrodon:

listen I can respect that Marina ‘and the Diamonds’ Lambrini Diamandis wrote a song about how bad she wants to fuck and made all the lyrics about fruit and eating and stuff, but I cannot condone her using the lyric ‘I’m your cauliflower’ and expecting it to be considered sexy

remember when lana del rey sang ‘i’ve got a taste for men who are older’? i thought it was ‘i’ve got a taste for mineral water’? for years

fujiquacki:

crozbow:

fujiquacki:

The fact humans can’t eat grass to survive in the wilderness is a failure of evolution

Are you out there eating grass and trying to justify it again?

Horse instincts took over when I wrote that post

bolina:

𝕐𝕆𝕌ℕ𝔾 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝕆𝕃 | 𝟘𝟞𝕩𝟘𝟛

mcavoy:

Clothes maketh the man.

prequelwrites:

i dont watch this shadow hunting show all i know is that Tall Dark And Handsome deserves to marry mike from Glee

justnoodlefishthings:

justnoodlefishthings:

I just read the absolute best ad for a horse ever

and the man himself